The Psychiatrist is a unique and often underappreciated role in Space Station 14. Somewhere between a doctor, a therapist, and a containment officer, the Psychiatrist is tasked with keeping the crew mentally stable — or at least preventing total meltdown before Security arrives.

🧠 What Does a Psychiatrist Do?

Evaluate Crew Mental Health: Meet with crewmembers showing signs of psychological instability, stress, hallucinations, or violent outbursts.; Perform roleplay-based evaluations, ask questions, and document symptoms on paper or console.

Diagnose and Document: Create and maintain psychiatric records (IC paper forms, folders, etc.).; Use humor or dark RP elements (e.g., clown-induced trauma, AI obsession, lizard conspiracies) for immersive interaction.

Administer Psychiatric Medication: Prescribe and administer legal meds such as:

Pax – to calm agitated or violent patients.

Haloperidol – for treating delusions and hallucinations.

Chloral Hydrate (with approval) – for sedation in extreme cases.

Work with Medical or Chemistry to produce appropriate compounds.

Coordinate with Security and Medbay: Detain or isolate crewmembers who pose a threat to others or themselves.; Recommend patients for temporary holding or forced treatment if they’re unfit for duty.; Work closely with the CMO and Head of Security to define safe protocols.

🧰 Tools & Setup

Psych Office – Usually located near Medbay or Psychology Wing.
Clipboard / Paper / Pens – For documentation and official-sounding nonsense.
Pill bottles / Syringes – For medicating patients.
Bed / Couch / Padded Room – Optional. Adds RP flair and containment options.
Medical Records Console – For updating psych evaluations (if enabled).

💬 How to Roleplay Effectively

Interview crewmembers using in-character psychological language.
Keep notes or written evaluations — even if silly, they enhance RP.
Use psychiatric checklists, symptoms, and medication sheets for realism.
Offer fake diagnoses like Clown-Induced Laughter Trauma or Station Command Delusions when appropriate.
Don’t powergame. Psychiatry is mostly RP-based.

💡 Tips to Excel

Introduce yourself early in the round. Let command or medbay know you’re available.
Use creative RP to get involved — pretend to evaluate a clown, analyze command decisions, or hold therapy sessions for traumatized miners.
Keep a calm and clinical demeanor — or go full Freud. Up to you.
If someone’s truly dangerous, call for Security or Medical backup.
Encourage therapy before tasing — it looks better in the records.

❌ What Not to Do

Don’t drug people without consent or a very good RP reason.
Don’t perform surgery — you're not a surgeon.
Don’t impersonate Security or command staff.
Don’t diagnose everyone as “clownpilled” unless it’s true.
Don’t ignore cry-for-help emotes or legitimate psych RP moments.

❓ Example Psychiatric Conditions (In-Game RP Use)

Hallucinations from radiation or chemical exposure
Aggressive behavior caused by trauma or brain damage
Obsessive AI worship
Fear of lizards
Persistent honking
Claustrophobic behavior in escape pods

📝 Templates

Here are some Templates for the psychiatric, remember that some drugs are illegal once other like: THC Classified as a recreational psychoactive / narcotic Often contraband; HoS may permit

Happiness
- Highly addictive, causes brain damage in overdose
- Allowed in small doses if monitored
Nocturine
- Syndicate-made sedative; stealth use / knockouts
- Usually restricted or illegal
Space Mirage
- Hallucinogenic; creates disorientation and balance loss **Definitely illegal (Syndicate chem)
Desoxyephedrine
- Stimulant with severe side effects; potential abuse Often **flagged if not medically needed
Tear Gas
- Riot control agent, weaponized
- Restricted to Security use
Mute Toxin Silences targets; often used maliciously
- Illegal without strong medical cause
Norepinephric Acid
- Causes temporary blindness
- Illegal if used outside surgery
Impedrezene
- Slows mental processing; dangerous when misused
- Often seen as neurotoxic

Pax Prevents violence ✅ Legal Watch dosage; always get consent Happiness: Uplifting / antidepressant ✅ Legal (low dose) Addictive; monitor use ONLY MAX 20u a shift Chamomile: Mild sedative ✅ Legal Great first-line calming option Melatonin Sleep aid ✅ Legal Excellent Nocturine replacement

⚕ Basic form for you to fill out about the patients

[bold][color=blue]NANOTRASEN MEDICAL DEPARTMENT – PATIENT EVALUATION FORM[/color][/bold]  
Filed by: Dr. Charlie Nobody – Psychiatrist  
Form ID: Ψ–INTAKE–2025A  
Shift time:   

================================================================

[bold]Patient Information[/bold]  
Name:   
Job/Role:   
Species:   
Shift Location:   

================================================================

[bold]Mental Health Screening – Practitioner Use Only[/bold]  
(Check [x] under Ψ if behavior is relevant to psychiatric observation.)

1. General Mood/Behavior  
[ ] Calm and composed  
[ ] Irritable or agitated  
[ ] Anxious or paranoid  
[ ] Depressed or withdrawn  
[ ] Inappropriate or erratic behavior  
[ ] Unresponsive or disconnected  
[ ] Other: _________________________      [ ] Ψ  

2. Cognitive Assessment  
[ ] Clear and logical speech  
[ ] Slurred or incoherent responses  
[ ] Difficulty concentrating  
[ ] Disorganized thoughts or confusion  
[ ] Expressing delusions/hallucinations  
[ ] Repetitive or compulsive behavior  
[ ] Memory loss or inconsistencies         [ ] Ψ  

3. Social and Emotional Awareness  
[ ] Cooperative and open  
[ ] Avoidant or hostile  
[ ] Displays empathy  
[ ] Lacks emotional response  
[ ] Exhibits detachment or paranoia       [ ] Ψ  

4. Substance and Medication Use  
[ ] Under influence during evaluation  
[ ] Admits recent chemical use  
[ ] On prescribed medication (list below)  
[ ] History of abuse/addiction  
[ ] Refuses to disclose or lies            [ ] Ψ  

Notes:  



================================================================

[bold]Diagnosis or Preliminary Notes:[/bold]  
[ ] Recommend chemical therapy  
[ ] Recommend monitoring and follow-up  
[ ] No psychiatric action needed  
[ ] Immediate intervention required  
[ ] Refer to security if danger to self/others  
[ ] Unknown – further evaluation needed  

Additional Notes:  



================================================================

[i][color=gray]Confidential document. To be filed under NT Medical Privacy Protocol 17-B.  
Access limited to Medical, Command, and Security personnel only.[/color][/i]

📋 Other Basic forms for the patients


#################################
### [color=blue]STATION PSYCHIATRIC EVAL FORM[/color]  ####
# 🩺 Dr. Charlie Nobody – Psychiatry Division #
#################################
[bold]• Name: [/bold]
[bold]• Job/Role: [/bold]
[bold]• Species: [/bold]
[bold]• Shift Time: [/bold]
[bold]• Shift Location: [/bold]


[bold]RECENT SYMPTOMS[/bold] [italic](Select all that apply)[/italic]  
🧠 Mood Assessment Checklist – Psych Department

[color=grey][italic](Please use a sanitized pen. If lost, blame the Clown.)[/italic][/color]
[ ] [color=grey]Trouble sleeping [italic](hearing distant HONKs at night again?)[/italic][/color]
[ ] [color=grey]Sudden mood swings [italic](went from calm to "axe the Captain" in under 60 seconds)[/italic][/color]
[ ] [color=grey]Difficulty concentrating [italic](especially when Security is screaming over the radio)[/italic][/color]
[ ] [color=grey]Loss of interest in work/hobbies [italic](including "accidentally" airlocking assistants)[/italic][/color]
[ ] [color=grey]Emotional numbness or outbursts [italic](either totally zen or punching vending machines)[/italic][/color]
[ ] [color=grey]Hallucinations [italic](did that monkey just call me “Chief”? Be honest.)[/italic][/color]
[ ] [color=grey]Paranoia [italic](suspecting the Janitor is spying for Syndicate again?)[/italic][/color]
[ ] [color=grey]Uncontrollable laughter or crying [italic](may or may not be Clown gas-related)[/italic][/color]
[ ] [color=grey]Existential dread [italic](staring into the void... and it HONKED back)[/italic][/color]
[ ] [color=grey]Compulsive toolbox collection [italic](if you have more than 3, it's a thing)[/italic][/color]
[ ] [color=grey]Feeling like a background character in a tragedy [italic](usually when near Engineers)[/italic][/color]  

[color=pink][italic](Complete only if not currently on fire or being ejected into space)[/italic][/color]

[ ] [color=pink]Talking to inanimate objects (and they’re starting to talk back)[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Sudden urge to “liberate” items that aren’t yours (hello, greyshirt klepto chic)[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Chronic fear of vending machines plotting against you[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Feel like you’re in a simulation being watched by bored interns[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Recurring dreams of being demoted to Cargo Tech[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Uncontrollable rage when doors just barely close before you[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Belief that the station is haunted by the souls of rage-quitters[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Trying to self-medicate with Space Lube and regret[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Thoughts of starting a religion based on a sentient trash pile[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Inability to go 5 minutes without yelling “SEC TO MEDBAY!!”[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Compulsively pushing random buttons[italic] “just to see what happens”[/italic][/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Experiencing deep personal betrayal by the clown again[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Brief but intense identity crisis after wearing a monkey suit[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Existential confusion after being revived with someone else’s brain[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Trust issues caused by mime staring at you for 30 uninterrupted minutes[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Feeling emotionally closer to the station cat than your coworkers[/color]
[ ] [color=pink]Nightmares where you’re the last one alive—and still can’t find the Captain’s spare[/color]

─────────────────────────────────────────
[bold]CURRENT TREATMENTS[/bold]  
[  ] No known treatments  
[  ] Yes – List below:  
  

─────────────────────────────────────────
[bold]REASON FOR VISIT[/bold] [italic](Select one or more)[/italic]  
[  ] Mood stabilization (e.g., Happiness)  
[  ] Anxiety relief / calming (e.g., THC)  
[  ] Sleep aid / sedation (e.g., Nocturine)  
[  ] Violence inhibition (e.g., Pax)  
[  ] Other:   

─────────────────────────────────────────
[bold]CONSENT TO TREATMENT[/bold]  
[  ] Yes – I consent to chemical psychiatric treatment  
[  ] No – I do not consent at this time  

─────────────────────────────────────────
[bold]KNOWN ALLERGIES OR REAGENT REACTIONS[/bold]  
[  ] None  
[  ] Yes – List:  
  
[color=red] All responses will be kept confidential unless patient poses risk to self or others.[/color]

fixed tags

[bold][color=red]MENTAL HEALTH ASSESSMENT[/color][/bold]
[bold][color=blue]Name:[/color][/bold]
[bold][color=blue]Work:[/color][/bold]
[bold][color=blue]Time:[/color][/bold]
[bold][color=blue]Do you consent to treatment:[/color] [ ][/bold]
[italic](x = mark all that apply)[/italic]

[color=grey]Presenting Symptoms[/color] [color=red][x][/color]:
[color=red][ ] [/color] [color=blue]Mood instability [/color] [color=red][ ][/color] [color=blue]Paranoia [/color]
[color=red][ ] [/color] [color=blue]Depression [/color] [color=red][ ][/color] [color=blue]Disassociation [/color]
[color=red][ ] [/color] [color=blue]Hallucinations [/color] [color=red][ ][/color] [color=blue]Sleep disturbance [/color]
[color=red][ ] [/color] [color=blue]Anxious behavior [/color] [color=red][ ][/color] [color=blue]Affective flattening [/color]
[color=red][ ] [/color] [color=blue]Other: [/color]

[bold] Some more serious notes [/bold]
[ ] [color=blue]Displays acute paranoia[/color]
[color=white][bold](e.g. believes crew is plotting against them)[/bold][/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Persistent anxiety or panic attacks[/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Inability to focus; easily distracted by irrelevant stimuli[/color]
[color=white][bold](e.g. lights, beeps, clowns)[/bold][/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Signs of hallucinations[/color]
[color=white][bold](auditory, visual, or tactile)[/bold][/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Engages in erratic or impulsive behavior[/color]
[color=white][bold](e.g. sudden running, public nudity)[/bold][/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Obsessive routines or compulsions[/color]
[color=white][bold](repeating tasks unnecessarily, refusing changes)[/bold][/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Expresses depressive thoughts or emotional numbness[/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Displays aggressive or violent behavior without provocation[/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Manic behavior[/color]
[color=white][bold](e.g. rapid speech, inflated ego, risky actions)[/bold][/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Detachment from reality or identity confusion[/color]
[color=white][bold](e.g. refers to self in third person)[/bold][/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Difficulty sleeping or excessive fatigue reported[/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Delusions of grandeur[/color]
[color=white][bold](e.g. claims to be the AI, god, or head of all departments)[/bold][/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Signs of PTSD[/color]
[color=white][bold](startle responses, hypervigilance, emotional shutdown)[/bold][/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Hoarding medical or engineering supplies without authorization[/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Refusal to comply with basic safety or hygiene protocols[/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Fixation on a station member[/color]
[color=white][bold](e.g. stalking, unwanted contact)[/bold][/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Difficulty distinguishing jokes from threats[/color]
[color=white][bold](clown-related or otherwise)[/bold][/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Repeatedly enters dangerous areas without cause[/color]
[color=white][bold](e.g. reactor, toxins lab)[/bold][/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Flat affect or emotional detachment during high-stress events[/color]
[ ] [color=blue]Evidence of substance abuse[/color]
[color=white][bold](e.g. ethanol, strange chemical mixes)[/bold][/color]

📑 Basic form questioning 2-6 for patients

[color=blue][b]OFFICIAL MEDICAL DIVISION[/b][/color]  
[b]Psychiatric Treatment & Chemical Prescription Form[/b]  
Authorized Practitioner: [i]Dr. Charlie Nobody, Psychiatrist[/i]

======================================================

[b]Patient Information[/b]  
Name:   
Job/Role:   
Species:   
Date / Shift Time: 

======================================================

[b]Presenting Symptoms[/b]  
(✓ = mark all that apply)

[ ] Mood swings  
[ ] Anxiety / panic  
[ ] Depression / sadness  
[ ] Hallucinations  
[ ] Insomnia / sleep disruption  
[ ] Emotional numbness  
[ ] Aggression / outbursts  
[ ] Trauma / memory issues  
[ ] Substance withdrawal

======================================================

[b]Prescribed Medication(s)[/b]  
[list type=disc]  
[*] Name:   
[*] Dosage:  units  
[*] Route: [  ] Pill [  ] Injection   
[*] Intended Effect:   
[*] Duration:   
[/list]

Additional Notes:  


======================================================

[b]Consent & Monitoring[/b]

[ ] Patient has given informed consent  
[ ] Patient was assessed as a risk to self/others  
[ ] CMO notified / authorization confirmed  
[ ] Treatment log entry submitted

  
Time: 

[i][color=red]All psychiatric medications must be administered with oversight and logged for station records.[/color][/i]

Signature:  (Dr. Charlie Nobody)

===============================
Psychiatric Drug Reference
Dr. Charlie Nobody, Psychiatrist
===============================

PAX
- Purpose: Inhibits violent behavior
- Dose: 5u every 30 minutes
- Notes: Ideal for aggressive or psychotic patients

NOCTURINE [color=red]Illegal[/color]
- Purpose: Induces sleep/unconsciousness
- Dose: 5-10u
- Notes: Emergency sedation or insomnia treatment

HAPPINESS
- Purpose: Euphoric antidepressant
- Dose: 5u as needed, Max 20u/shift
- Notes: Highly addictive, may cause mood swings on overdose

IMPEDREZENE
- Purpose: Dulls cognitive function
- Dose: 5u
- Notes: Suppresses higher brain activity; use ethically

THC
- Purpose: Anxiety & stress relief
- Dose: 5-10u
- Notes: Mild sedation, psychoactive effects

SPACE MIRAGE
- Purpose: Induces hallucinations
- Dose: 3-5u
- Notes: Psychedelic therapy under supervision only

BANANADINE
- Purpose: Mild hallucinogen
- Dose: 5u
- Notes: Trivial effect, safe placebo

NICOTINE
- Purpose: Stress coping (RP only)
- Dose: Variable
- Notes: Highly addictive, not medically endorsed

MUTE TOXIN
- Purpose: Prevents speech
- Dose: 5u
- Notes: Use only in extreme RP scenarios

NOREPINEPHRIC ACID
- Purpose: Induces temporary blindness
- Dose: 5u
- Notes: Dangerous, unethical for civilian use


[color=red]Notes:
All prescriptions are subject to psychiatric discretion and require consent, unless patient is a danger to self or others.  
"First, do no harm." — Dr. Nobody[/color]

⚕️ Psychiatric treatment form

🧠 STATION PSYCHIATRIC INTAKE FORM  
🩺 Dr. Charlie Nobody – Psychiatry Division  

PATIENT INFORMATION  
• Name: 
• Occupation: 
• Shift Time: 

(mark with [x])
────────────────────────────────────────────
1. CURRENT MENTAL STATE  
[  ] Calm and focused  
[  ] Anxious or restless  
[  ] Depressed or unmotivated  
[  ] Angry or agitated  
[  ] Numb or disconnected  

────────────────────────────────────────────
2. RECENT SYMPTOMS (Select all that apply)  
[  ] Trouble sleeping  
[  ] Sudden mood swings  
[  ] Difficulty concentrating  
[  ] Loss of interest in work/hobbies  
[  ] Emotional numbness or outbursts  

────────────────────────────────────────────
3. CURRENT TREATMENTS  
[  ] No known treatments  
[  ] Yes – List below:  
  

────────────────────────────────────────────
4. REASON FOR VISIT (Select one or more)  
[  ] Mood stabilization (e.g., Happiness)  
[  ] Anxiety relief / calming (e.g., THC)  
[  ] Sleep aid / sedation (e.g., Nocturine)  
[  ] Violence inhibition (e.g., Pax)  
[  ] Other:   

────────────────────────────────────────────
5. CONSENT TO TREATMENT  
[  ] Yes – I consent to chemical psychiatric treatment  
[  ] No – I do not consent at this time  

────────────────────────────────────────────
6. KNOWN ALLERGIES OR REAGENT REACTIONS  
[  ] None  
[  ] Yes – List:  
  

────────────────────────────────────────────
7. SUBSTANCE HISTORY  
[  ] No history of addiction  
[  ] Prior addiction – Details:  
  

────────────────────────────────────────────
COMMENTS OR NOTES TO DOCTOR  
  
  

[color=red]📌 All responses will be kept confidential unless patient poses risk to self or others.[/color]
────────────────────────────────────────────
🖋 Signature: below     🕒 Time: 
────────────────────────────────────────────

🧾 Legal Prescription

[STATION MENTAL HEALTH DIVISION – APPROVED SCRIPT]

Patient: [REDACTED]  
Prescribed by: Dr. Charlie Nobody, Psychiatrist  
Date: [Insert shift time]

• Happiness – 3u  
• Melatonin – 2u  
• Chamomile Extract – 3u  
• Pax – 1u (optional, situational)

Total Volume: 9u  
Delivery Format: Syringe or patch (species-appropriate)  
Follow-Up: Required next shift for reevaluation

Approved under NT Mental Health Protocol 4-B

[color=purple][b]PSYCHIATRIC CASE FILE[/b][/color]  
Filed by: Dr. Charlie Nobody, Psychiatrist  
Sector: Medical Wing – Mental Health Division  
Patient ID:   
File No: 

========================================================

[b]PATIENT DETAILS[/b]  
Name:   
Species:   
Job/Assignment:   
Date of Evaluation: 

========================================================

[b]MENTAL HEALTH ASSESSMENT[/b]  
Presenting Symptoms (✓):  
[  ] Mood instability        [  ] Paranoia  
[  ] Depression              [  ] Disassociation  
[  ] Hallucinations          [  ] Sleep disturbance  
[  ] Anxious behavior        [  ] Affective flattening  
[  ] Other: 

Observed Behavior:  
  


Background Notes:  
  


========================================================

[b]CHEMICAL TREATMENT LOG[/b]  
Medication:   
Dosage: u  
Delivery: [ ] Pill  [ ] Injection  [ ] Patch  [ ] Inhalant  
Effect Observed:   
Follow-up Action: 

Medication:   
Dosage: u  
Delivery: [  ] Pill  [  ] Injection   
Effect Observed:   

Follow-up Action: 

========================================================

[b]RECOMMENDATIONS & NOTES[/b]  
[  ] Fit for continued duty  
[  ] Fit with supervision  
[  ] Temporary relief observed  
[  ] Psychiatric hold recommended  
[  ] Chemical therapy discontinued
[color=red][  ] Oversight intake[/color]

Further Notes:  
  


  
Date:   
[color=gray][i]All information contained herein is confidential under Privacy Protocol 17-B.[/i][/color]
Signed: Dr. Charlie Nobody

🗃️ BEHAVIORAL BULLETIN

[b][color=orange]BEHAVIORAL BULLETIN – FOOTWEAR FIXATION[/color][/b]  
Filed by: Dr. Charlie Nobody, Psychiatrist  
Ref: Ψ–INT–S2025

Recent incidents show repeated attempts to obtain shoes from fellow crew members. This may indicate one or more of the following behaviors or risks:

– Identity mimicry  
– Fetishistic or compulsive behavior  
– Greytiding or clown distraction behavior  
– Symbolic dominance assertion  

[color=red][b]Protocols for Medical and Security Staff:[/b][/color]  
– Deny access to uniforms/footwear unless medically required  
– Observe for escalation (verbal coercion, physical theft, stalking)  
– Notify Security if behavior persists or repeats  
– Initiate psychiatric evaluation for compulsive tendencies  
– Cross-reference incident logs for other role-disruptive behavior

[i][color=gray]File under Threat Profile 17-B. This document is not to be disclosed to general crew. Use by Medical, Command, and Security personnel only.[/color][/i]

====================================================  
[b][color=gold]ADVISORY APPENDIX: WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT YOUR SHOES?[/color][/b]

🕵️‍♂️ [b]Possible Motivations and Risks:[/b]

1. [b]Syndicate Agent Activity[/b]  
   – [i]Risk:[/i] Uniform theft for identity fraud  
   – [i]Signs:[/i] Persistent requests, attempts to isolate, carrying cuffs or injectors  
   – [i]Action:[/i] Alert Sec; verify ID and status
 – – [i]Check:[/i] Use a health scanner or secmate if you're unsure—Syndicate often show up with strange chems or minor injuries.

2. [b]Glove Check Trick[/b]  
   – [i]Risk:[/i] Insulated gloves hidden in shoes  
   – [i]Signs:[/i] Interest only in certain staff (engineers, atmos)  
   – [i]Action:[/i] Deny access; record intent

3. [b]Clown or Mime Antics[/b]  
   – [i]Risk:[/i] Harmless but disruptive RP  
   – [i]Signs:[/i] Honking, banana peels, mimed boxes  
   – [i]Action:[/i] Humor them, but stay alert

4. [b]Art or Lore Project (Cargo/Science)[/b]  
   – [i]Risk:[/i] Mild hoarding or exhibit activity  
   – [i]Signs:[/i] Collection tags, labeled crates, murals  
   – [i]Action:[/i] Check manifest; low priority unless disruptive

5. [b]Greytiding Behavior[/b]  
   – [i]Risk:[/i] Pure chaos and antagonism  
   – [i]Signs:[/i] No clear reason, repeated infractions  
   – [i]Action:[/i] Sec detainment, brigging, or counseling depending on frequency

====================================================  
[i][color=gray]Psychiatric Oversight – Behavioral Case Series Revision 5B[/color][/i]

[i][color=gray]File under Threat Profile 17-B. This document is not to be disclosed to general crew. Use by Medical, Command, and Security personnel only.[/color][/i]

“The act of removing someone’s footwear is often symbolic—a stripping of control, identity, or mobility. Whether clown, traitor, or patient... always question why.”

[bold][color=red]Space Station 14 Psychiatric Intake Form[/color][/bold]
[italic]Department of Dubious Mental Wellness[/italic]  
[bold]Form 66-D: "Totally Not For Mind Control"[/bold]  
[italic]Please fill out to the best of your unstable ability.[/italic]

[bold]PATIENT NAME:[/bold]   
[bold]PREFERRED NAME (if delusional):[/bold]   
[bold]SPECIES:[/bold]   
[bold]OCCUPATION (current or imagined):[/bold] 

[bold][color=red]SYMPTOM CHECKLIST[/color][/bold]  
([x] Check all that apply. Yes, even the ones you're pretending don't exist.)

[ ] Persistent urge to honk inappropriately  
[ ] Belief that station is haunted (by the Clown)  
[ ] Heard voices over intercom (that [italic]weren’t[/italic] from comms)  
[ ] Attempted to "heal" others with a defibrillator… to the face  
[ ] Romantic fixation on AI  
[ ] Claimed to “totally not be a Syndicate operative”  
[ ] Compulsive tool-stealing  
[ ] Nightmares involving cargo techs  
[ ] Believes lizards are conspiring to take over command  
[ ] Refuses to wear pants "for medical reasons"

[ ] Displays acute paranoia (e.g. believes crew is plotting against them)
[ ] Persistent anxiety or panic attacks
[ ] Inability to focus; easily distracted by irrelevant stimuli (e.g. lights, beeps, clowns)
[ ] Signs of hallucinations (auditory, visual, or tactile)
[ ] Engages in erratic or impulsive behavior (e.g. sudden running, public nudity)
[ ] Obsessive routines or compulsions (repeating tasks unnecessarily, refusing changes)
[ ] Expresses depressive thoughts or emotional numbness
[ ] Displays aggressive or violent behavior without provocation
[ ] Manic behavior (e.g. rapid speech, inflated ego, risky actions)
[ ] Detachment from reality or identity confusion (e.g. refers to self in third person)
[ ] Difficulty sleeping or excessive fatigue reported
[ ] Delusions of grandeur (e.g. claims to be the AI, god, or head of all departments)
[ ] Signs of PTSD (startle responses, hypervigilance, emotional shutdown)
[ ] Hoarding medical or engineering supplies without authorization
[ ] Refusal to comply with basic safety or hygiene protocols
[ ] Fixation on a station member (e.g. stalking, unwanted contact)
[ ] Difficulty distinguishing jokes from threats (clown-related or otherwise)
[ ] Repeatedly enters dangerous areas without cause (e.g. reactor, toxins lab)
[ ] Flat affect or emotional detachment during high-stress events
[ ] Evidence of substance abuse (e.g. ethanol, strange chemical mixes)

[bold][color=red]MENTAL STATE RATING (Self-Evaluation)[/color][/bold]  
On a scale of 1 to [italic]"Space Madness"[/italic]:

[ ] 1 – Lucid, stable, normal (i.e. lying)  
[ ] 2 – Slightly eccentric, possibly exposed to plasma  
[ ] 3 – Converses with walls; walls reply  
[ ] 4 – Believes they are the station  
[ ] 5 – Existing solely as a collection of regrets and traumas  
[ ] 6 – God  
[ ] ∞ – Has transcended sanity and is now HR

[bold][color=red]RECENT TRAUMAS[/color][/bold]  
(Check all that apply. Bonus points for originality.)

[ ] Witnessed clown survive execution  
[ ] Spaced by captain “on accident”  
[ ] Turned into monkey and [italic]nobody noticed[/italic]  
[ ] Operated on by drunk chemist  
[ ] Woke up next to mime. No memory. No escape.  
[ ] Found “self” in morgue, tagged “Still alive?”  
[ ] Shared feelings with bartender. Regret everything.  
[ ] Medical exam involved wrench and prayer.

[bold][color=red]THERAPEUTIC GOALS[/color][/bold]  
(Choose at least one. Or invent something worse.)

[ ] Scream less in public  
[ ] Learn to stop biting  
[ ] Work through unresolved cargo bay rage  
[ ] Stop writing erotic fanfiction about the captain  
[ ] Channel murderous urges into interpretive dance  
[ ] Become emotionally available for once in your godforsaken life  
[ ] Reintegrate soul with body

[bold]Patient Signature (in blood, if necessary):[/bold] ___________________________  
[bold]Date (or approximation thereof):[/bold] ___________________________

[italic]Note: By submitting this form, you agree to waive all rights to sanity, compensation, or vengeance. The Psychiatrist is not responsible for any additional madness caused during therapy. You’ve been warned.[/italic]

💊 [bold][color=red]Psychiatric Treatment Plan – Medication Options[/color][/bold]

([x] Check all that are applicable to patient’s current condition. All treatments must be logged and approved by CMO.)
[bold]🧘‍♂️ Sedatives / Anxiolytics[/bold]

Used for calming agitation, anxiety, and preventing violent outbursts.

[bold]Chloral Hydrate[/bold] – Heavy sedative. Emergency use only for aggressive or uncontrollable patients.

[bold]Neurotoxin (Low Dose)[/bold] – Mild CNS depressant; useful for calming panicked individuals.

[bold]Haloperidol[/bold] – Antipsychotic; suppresses delusions and hallucinations.

[bold]Spaceacillin (Psych Use)[/bold] – Placebo used for non-critical patients with psychosomatic complaints.

[bold]😵 Antipsychotics / Delusion Management[/bold]

For treating hallucinations, paranoia, and extreme mood swings.

[bold]Haloperidol[/bold] – Standard antipsychotic; reduces delusional ideation and manic symptoms.

[bold]Pentetic Acid (Microdose)[/bold] – Used off-label to clear residual toxins contributing to psychosis.

[bold]Salicylic Acid (Psych Use)[/bold] – Rarely used placebo to treat self-diagnosed syndromes.

[bold]😞 Antidepressants / Mood Stabilizers[/bold]

Helps with depressive episodes, emotional flattening, and lethargy.

[bold]Libital™ Compound Mix[/bold] – RP-friendly fictional antidepressant mixture (custom compound).

[bold]Inaprovaline (Low Dose)[/bold] – Stabilizes vitals and mildly improves emotional regulation.

[bold]Bicaridine (Supportive)[/bold] – For psychosomatic fatigue or trauma-related exhaustion.

[bold]🛌 Sleep Aids / Insomnia Treatment[/bold]

Used to induce rest or regulate circadian rhythm in overactive patients.

[bold]Chloral Hydrate (Low Dose)[/bold] – Induces sleep in patients suffering from insomnia or mania.

[bold]Sleep Toxin (Custom Blend)[/bold] – RP-use only; medically induced nap.

[bold]Warm Milk (Imaginary)[/bold] – Offered to mime patients only.

[bold]⚠️ Emergency Sedation Protocols[/bold]

For patients posing immediate danger to self or others.

[bold]Chloral Hydrate + Haloperidol Combo[/bold] – Full sedation and antipsychotic coverage.

[bold]Administer via Syringe Gun[/bold] – Use only if physical restraint is not possible.

[bold]Notify Security and CMO Immediately[/bold] – Required after forced medication or hold.

[italic]Note: All treatments require follow-up therapy and behavioral assessment. If symptoms persist, consider permanent relocation to Brig Psychology Wing or the Cryo Unit.[/italic]

[bold][color=red]MENTAL HEALTH ASSESSMENT[/color][/bold]  
[color=grey]Presenting Symptoms[/color] [color=red][x][/color]:  
[color=red][  ] [/color] [color=blue]Mood instability [/color]      [color=red] [  ][/color] [color=blue]Paranoia  [/color] 
[color=red][  ] [/color] [color=blue]Depression [/color]            [color=red] [  ][/color] [color=blue]Disassociation  [/color] 
[color=red][  ] [/color] [color=blue]Hallucinations [/color]        [color=red] [  ][/color] [color=blue]Sleep disturbance  [/color] 
[color=red][  ] [/color] [color=blue]Anxious behavior [/color]       [color=red][  ][/color][color=blue]Affective flattening  [/color] 
[color=red][  ] [/color] [color=blue]Other: [/color]

💊 Medicin administered to patient

Check out medicin first


[bold]Patient Name:[/bold][color=blue][/color]
[bold]Time: [/bold][color=blue][/color]
[bold]Administered By:[/bold]  [color=blue]Dr. Charlie Nobody[/color]
[bold]Medication:[/bold] [color=pink]Pax[/color]
[bold]Dose:[/bold] [color=red]5 units (u)[/color]
[bold]Method:[/bold] [color=blue]Syringe injection (intramuscular)[/color]

[bold]Reason:[/bold] [color=blue]Patient displayed mild agitation and verbal hostility during intake. 
No physical violence. [/color]

[bold]Pax administered[/bold] [color=blue]to reduce agitation prior to psychiatric evaluation.[/color]

[bold]Response:[/bold][color=blue] Patient showed signs of calm within 10–20 seconds. No adverse reactions observed. Further monitoring advised.[/color]

SS14 - Psychiatric